A Hillbilly Vasectony...

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A Hillbilly Vasectony...

Post by dragonflydrummer » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:48 pm

After their 11th child, an Hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger
bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told
him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive.


"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to
go home, get a cherry bomb." "Light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to
10."


The Hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."


"Trust me," said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count...

"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"...at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other
hand.


(apologies where needed...) d.d.



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Post by Artemisblessed » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:56 pm

very funny...i told it to a hick frind of mine and he loves it!
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Post by Dancing Elf » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:28 pm

oh thats too funny imsorry i need to stop laughing
im R.O.F.L.M.A.O!!! =D> :lol: =D>

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