What's the definition of a Fruedian slip?
When you say one thing and mean your mother.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Did you hear about the boat full of burgundy paint that crashed into a deserted island?
The crew was completely marooned!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Feel free toadd, just had to get that out of me!
Cheesy jokes!
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Cheesy jokes!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Oh, baby! Stupid jokes to the rescue!
....I'm tempted to add some dead baby jokes but people will get offended, even if I leave out the ones that... um, never mind.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
- It was dead.
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Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
- It was holding onto the first koala.
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Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
- It thought it was a game.
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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike?
- She was hit by three falling koalas.
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....I'm tempted to add some dead baby jokes but people will get offended, even if I leave out the ones that... um, never mind.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
- It was dead.
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Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
- It was holding onto the first koala.
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Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
- It thought it was a game.
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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike?
- She was hit by three falling koalas.
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si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I just love the ones about the koalas =D> =D> =D>
do you have your henway?
what is a henway?
oh about three or four pounds.
what do you call a dead dog in the middle of the street?
fast-food.
what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the a lake?
Bob.
what do you call the same guy at the bottom of the lake?
Dwaine.
and the same guy at the front of your door?
Matt.
do you have your henway?
what is a henway?
oh about three or four pounds.
what do you call a dead dog in the middle of the street?
fast-food.
what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the a lake?
Bob.
what do you call the same guy at the bottom of the lake?
Dwaine.
and the same guy at the front of your door?
Matt.
I dance with the dreams of mankind and fight with the nightmares of allkinds
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What do you call his son?what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the a lake?
Bob.
Boy (Bouy)
What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art
Whats the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the street and a dead lawyer in the middle of the street?
There are skid marks in front of the dead dog.
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Re: Cheesy jokes!
Knock, knock ...
Who's there?
Cow goes ...
Cow Goes Who?
No, no, no ... Cow goes Moo! Owl goes Whoo!
Who's there?
Cow goes ...
Cow Goes Who?
No, no, no ... Cow goes Moo! Owl goes Whoo!
I'm living in the Shadows and the Night,
Wrapped in warm darkness, safe and sure.
My Path shines by the Moon's fragile light,
It frees my Mind and keeps my Heart pure.
Wrapped in warm darkness, safe and sure.
My Path shines by the Moon's fragile light,
It frees my Mind and keeps my Heart pure.
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Re: Cheesy jokes!
Groan....
Knock knock
Whose there?
The interupting cow
The interupt.. MOOO
Knock knock
Whose there?
The interupting cow
The interupt.. MOOO
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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