A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners started to hysterically laugh.
When all eyes stared at him, he said
"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist..."
That's when the proctgist fainted.
A Beautiful Death
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All right, that one made my day!! That's my next party joke!Crazy Healer Lady
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I guess it doesn't have the smae effect for podiatrists eh?
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Nutz! There goes another keyboard. 
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