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Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:55 am
by Kathyj
This Bear decided to go to town and visit the local bar there. He walks in sits down at the bar and looks around, it's a slow night the only other custumer is a lady sitting a few stools down. She is wearing a tight skirt cut clear to there a tight blouse with several buttons undone. Lot's of heavy make-up and smoking a cigerette. The Bear looks at the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender politely says "I am sorry sir, we do not serve bear's in Boise"
Bear-"I want a beer, I suggest you serve me a Beer"
bartender-"I am sorry sir we do not serve bears in Boise"
Bear getting agitated-" If you don't give me a beer I am going to make it hard on your custamers,I suggest you give me a beer!"
Bartender still calm- "I am sorry sir we do not serve bears in bars in Boise"
The bear quite angry now, stalkes up to the lady and gobbles her up high heels rhinestones and all...."Now see, the bear says, look what you made me do! Now serve me before I do something worse!"
The bartender calmly says "I am sorry sir, we do not serve beer to bears in Boise....especially not Bears on drugs."
The bear looks confused and says" What do you mean ...on drugs, I don't do drugs?
The bartender says, "That lady sitting down the bar from you..."
........Wait for it.............


that was a bar-b%#tch-you-ate :badgrin: :badgrin: :P

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:37 pm
by Librarian
Oh my, that was just waaaayyyyy too bad. ](*,) :badgrin: ](*,) :badgrin: ](*,) :badgrin:

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:44 am
by Willow
Groan

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:13 am
by Lotus
Ok, I am going to admit it. Maybe because I am half-asleep right now but I do not get it. :oops:

BB
Lotus

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:12 am
by Kystar
Barbiturate. Downers. Sedatives.

it's a phonetic joke, actually, best read aloud or told verbally to get the affect.

And this is DEFINITELY a groan ](*,)

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:37 am
by Kathyj
I actually heard on a radio station I used to listen to, laughed so hard nearly fell out of the car. I have a weakness for puns and jokes of that kind :-" BB Kat

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:53 pm
by Willow
I love puns...you will have to excuse me if many of them pop out of me.

Look in this forum for the Ghandi pun, it's my favorite.

Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:22 am
by Lotus
Oh, ok, the effect is lost from speed reading. :oops:
I understand now. :lol:

BB
Lotus