here's one for the christians

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here's one for the christians

Post by Maelroth » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:00 pm

I got this from a friend in my e-mail,


When I was young I always prayed to the Almighty for a new bike, then I realized one day that the Lord doesn't work that way..... So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me for it! :-D

Just thought that was hilarious, my buddy that sent it is Christian.
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Re: here's one for the christians

Post by Librarian » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:33 pm

He should have just gone to confession! \:D/
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Re: here's one for the christians

Post by Hytegia » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:12 pm

That was a quote by Emo Phillips.

I love it. xD
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And all the boards did shrink;
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