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A song in my heart...
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I can't help myself

Post by daibanjo » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:46 am

Sorry but my favorite creations are limericks i just love making them up;

To market, to market with my son Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him,
Tomatos don't hurt
'Cause they're covered in skin.
But this bugger did
It came in a tin.

There was a young man with a feeling
To go on a bus ride sight-seeing.
It said on the door,
Don't spit on the floor,
So he got up and spat on the ceiling.
It'll be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end.

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Post by Stormy » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:34 am

ROFLMAO - sir, I needed that this morning - I especially like the first one, brought a tear to my eye I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing :-D
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Post by Willow » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:12 pm

Those were cute...much classier thant he man from Nantucket.

I have several that go to an army song but they are pretty dirty. IF you look up the song North Atlantic Squadron you may find a few of the lyrics (if you like dirty limericks) if not ignore this suggestion.

Thanks though, made me have a good smile
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Post by SageWolf » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:50 am

Thats cute Good job.

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Post by daibanjo » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:32 pm

ok Willow, this ones just for you.

There was a young man from Kildare
Who was having his wife on the stair
The bannister broke, So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid- air.


That's as bad as i get ;)
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Post by davisherm » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:18 pm

daibanjo wrote:ok Willow, this ones just for you.

There was a young man from Kildare
Who was having his wife on the stair
The bannister broke, So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid- air.


That's as bad as i get ;)

:lol: BAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

That's beautiful!
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Post by morgana » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:40 pm

LMAO!!!! That was great! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Willow » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:21 am

Oh that is perfectly bad Enough....I absolutely Love it :lol:


I will have to show that one to my Dad, he gets a real kick out of those.
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Post by Stormy » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:52 pm

As Doctor Who would say "FANTASTIC!" :lol:
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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:59 pm

:lol: I love limericks!! Thank you! I needed those :)
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