What do you call a happy cow?

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What do you call a happy cow?

Post by jickey23 » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:01 pm

Merry Meat!

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Post by davisherm » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:45 pm

:lol:

Ok, that's just wrong on so many levels. But I love it.
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Post by Stormy » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:24 pm

Yes, that truely is so wrong, yet so funny none the less :lol:

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Post by Willow » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:30 pm

that took me a minute to get.
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Post by Raven » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:07 pm

LMAO

i love Cow... one time in spanish i couldn't remember the word for cow, so i just put down:

Walking Meat

only i wrote it in spanish, but i just forgot how to say "walking meat" in spanish....

im going into Japanese next year, 3 years of spanish is way too long. I love the language and all, but good gods spanish teachers are DEMONS
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Post by Vetle » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:52 pm

Raven:

cow = vaca
walking meat = "carne caminante" (I'd say "carne andante," but this refers to someone or something that walks quite a bit or goes about alot) would be used if you are using "walking" as an adjective to describe the cow
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Post by davisherm » Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:37 pm

Vetle wrote:Raven:

cow = vaca
walking meat = "carne caminante" (I'd say "carne andante," but this refers to someone or something that walks quite a bit or goes about alot) would be used if you are using "walking" as an adjective to describe the cow
You're going to come in very handy when Sapphire starts taking her Spanish elective next semester.

I used to be moderately fluent. 4 years of spanish, and 3 Puerto Rican roommates while I went through basic training. But it's been years since I used it and I've forgotten almost everything.
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Post by Vetle » Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:47 pm

That's great. I love teaching, especially foreign language.

I know the Mexican dialect (my native tongue and daily use language) and the Spanish dialect as well. I can teach slang too but it would require a comprehension of the language and ALOT of time to dedicate to comprehend the context sensitivity.

Sapphire, if you're reading, let me know if you need help anytime. ;)

By the way, I can help with Norwegian too, if anyone's interested.
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Post by jickey23 » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:28 am

Language was never really my forte'. Even english grammar ends and odds confuse me alot of the time. German is murdering me in school. I think i will stick with english.



What language does plastic wrap speak?



Cling on.

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Post by Vetle » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:08 am

I think Ragnar speaks German. You might want to ask him for help.
jickey23 wrote:What language does plastic wrap speak?
Wrap speaks ebonics.

[waits for you to get that]
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Post by jickey23 » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:42 pm

Not if you are the beastie boys.
and what if the moon somehow was sucked into the earth, and the pacfic ocean was no more, and china crossed the moon with their huge army and invaded america, and we all were forced to eat with chopsticks!?!?

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Post by Vetle » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:06 pm

jickey23 wrote:Not if you are the beastie boys.
In which case you'd just wrap the wrap really tightly and say it's a rock. ;)
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Death is unfair - That's real pain
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Post by FyreGarnet » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:56 am

I speak french, and of course english. I've never taken spanish, but I have heard from my friends that they really are demons.

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Post by Kystar » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:13 pm

I've taken 4 years of Spanish, 1 year of French (which resulted in mass confusion...since I answered my 4th year Spanish homework in French one day, and my French in Spanish!)

After that, I took Classical Voice, where I picked up some Italian.

Can I just say I'd rather go to the roots of that and learn Latin?

I speak French with a Spanish accent, Spanish with a French Accent, and Italian with this weird mesh of the two. But I can't do an Spanish or French accent in English.

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Post by Willow » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:27 pm

Half of my family is french canadian so I have a very unattractive french accent when I am speaking the language. My eventual goal is to learn gaelic, there is something magical about that language.
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