Religion & Golf

Anon


God can appear to the ignorant as a golf ball - it takes a truly trained theologian, such as myself, to determine the true aspects of the Oneness Of Honestly Being One "Bob" (O.O.H.BOB..O.O.H.BOB..a mantra for the doomed). The dimples on the physical aspect of the golf ball are symbolic of the pitfalls of life, the dips we must all endure - particularly the Con-Dupes and Illuminati Idiots.

The roundness of the ball's dimensional appearance (or aspect as we Learned Ones call it) is symbolic of the 'snake eating its tail' or the cyclical nature of physical (or physikal in the German) existence on this dreary mud ball we call home. [Some,more baser theologians claim 'the snake eating its tail' is actually symbolic of certain sexual deviations found in the Kama Sutra - ed.] Straightened out, the snake becomes the Club of Godhead. So, as the AntiPope has taught, the "BOB" can be Ball, Nine Iron and Tee or the Trinity of PalmerBeing.

Now, you must make the GIANT LEAP OF FAITH and become the CLUB with which ye must smite the GOLF BALL OF "BOB" unto the heavens of Salvation. Only by becoming the hurler can one escape being hurled.

AND REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL AND THE WRISTS IN THE PROPER POSITION! WATCH for the SANDTRAP of NonSlack and the WATER HAZARDS of PINKNESS.

AND ALWAYS SHOUT FORE WHEN SHOOTING FOR GODHOOD.


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