Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

Anon


  • No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
  • Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
  • Beer has never caused a major war.
  • They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
  • When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
  • Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
  • You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
  • There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
  • You can prove you have a Beer.
  • If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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