Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan


  • Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
  • Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
  • Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
  • Pick up their gems for a closer look.
  • Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
  • Witness to them about the "true religion".
  • Untie the knots in their cord.
  • Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
  • Play card games with their Tarot cards.
  • Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
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If you don't give cats milk, they turn back into dragons.

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