Bare Bones

Third Degree Elevation (Spoof)
(Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)


  1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.
  2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.
  3. Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for the test?
  4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"
  5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn out.
  6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.
  7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.
  8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.

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