As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:

WWAD? Adonis- Take them boar hunting.

WWAD? Aequitas- Give them a fair deal.

WWAD? Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)-Not gonna tell ya!

WWAD? Anubis- Give them a fine funeral.

WWAD? Aphrodite- Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?

WWAD? Appolo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.

WWAD? Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.

WWAD? Astarte- Make love AND war.

WWAD? Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.)

WWAD? Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...

WWBD? Baal- Shine some light on it.

WWBD? Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.

WWBD? Boreas- Blow them out of the water.

WWBD? Britannia- Rule!

WWBD? Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If you are not enlightened it still doesn't matter.

WWCD? Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.

WWCD? Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time.

WWCD? Chaos- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting.

WWCD? Cthulu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.

WWDD? Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her daughter back by 10 p.m.! (And DON'T lay a hand on her!)

WWDD? Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!

WWED? Elueusinians- It's a mystery!

WWED? Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.

WWED? Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.

WWFD? Fides- Keep good faith.

WWFD? Flora- Say it with flowers.

WWFD? Fortuna- Play the lottery.

WWGD? Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.

WWHD? Hades- Tell them to go to Hell.

WWHD? Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left?

WWHD? Hera- She'd get jealous.

WWHD? Hercules- He'd labor to come up with an answer.

WWHD? Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.

WWHD? Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!

WWID? Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.

WWID? Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.

WWJD? Janus- Look the other way.

WWJD? Juno- Make sure they marry well.

WWJD? Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.

WWKD? Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.

WWKD? Klotho- Wind it up.

WWKD? Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy.

WWLD? Lilith- "Banish him to the desert to play with her children!"

WWLD? Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples. For starters.

WWLD? Luna- Moon them!

WWMD? Marduk- "Chop, chop. Slash, slash!"

WWMD? Mars- Suit up for battle.

WWMD? Mercury- Change his mind... again.

WWMD? Mithras- Cut the bull!

WWND? Narcissus- Huh? Is there someone else here?

WWND? Nemesis- Get "furious".

WWND? Neptune- Ride the ninth wave.

WWND? Nike- Be victorious.

WWND? Nyx- "Good Night!"

WWOD? Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.

WWOD? Orpheus- SIng the blues.

WWOD? Osiris- Cut to the "bone".

WWOD? What would Odin do?

WWPD? Pan- Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off.

WWPD? Pax- Tell them "peace".

WWPD? Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad.

WWPD? Pluto- Hump Minnie's leg.

WWPD? Poseidon- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after.

WWPD? Prometheus- GIve it some thought first.

WWSD? Set- You don't want to know but it wont be nice.

WWSD? Shiva- Start all over again.

WWTD? Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides.

WWTD? Thor- Hammer it out.

WWVD? Vesta- Keep the home fires burning.

WWVD? Vulcan- Live long and prosper.

WWYD? Yahweh- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already! OY!

WWZD? Zeus- By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!

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